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AndyTheCactus

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21+ = Super Uke

16-20 = Uke

11-15= Seme-uke (Seke)

6-10 = Seme

0-5 = Super Seme


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Questions:

[X] You like to be content in everything.

[X] When a person confesses their love to you and you don't like them, you start feeling very tense and/or you don't know what to say.

[ ] You enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music.

[x] You are quite hyperactive.

[ ] If you don't like something, you start crying and you don't care if you start talking too loud.

[X] You love candies or any type of caramel.

[ ] You like making others blush.

[X] You sleep with a doll/teddy bear/pillow in your hand.

[x] You're usually shy with the opposite gender.

[X] You like romantic-funny animes.

[x] Between L or Light cosplay, you prefer L.

[X] You have listened to "an café".

[X] You like listening to it.

[X] You have one or two songs on your computer of "an café".

[x] You are innocent and/or a little clumsy.

[X] You smile at kitties.

[ ] You usually say "kawaii".

[X] You like plushies.

[ ] Between light blue and blue, you prefer light blue.

[X] You hate Paris Hilton because she is an idiot.

[ ] You have been lost in a shopping centre/parking/cinema.

[ ] You have called the mistaken number twice or more.

[ ] You cried with Pocahontas' ending.

[X] You have used a very feminine dress or shirt.

[X] You call your pets cute names.

[X] You believe that yaoi is the best.

[ ] You cried when Toboe Died.

[ ] You're easy to trick/convince.

[X] Some men scare you.

[x] You have seen Pucca and you like it.

[ ] You have pink/red clothes and they are decorated with flowers.

[ ] Sometimes you start looking at the clouds and you get lost in space.

[ ] You've said "kyao" or something like that before.

[X] When a person of the same gender gets angry with you, you're at the defensive.

[X] You like j-pop.

[X] You have cried for more than one movie/TV series.

[ ] You watched Gravitation and you felt like Shuichi or you watched Strawberry Panic and you felt like Nagisa.

[X] You smile for no reason.

[X] You usually are very positive.

[X] When there's a rainbow, you run out to see it.
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57%

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Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then repost as your __% Virgin. Lowest number you have the more you've done! after you are done.

100%


( )Smoked.
(x) Drank alcohol.
( ) Cried when someone died.
(x) Been drunk. get a buzz
( ) Had sex.
( ) Been to a concert.
( ) gotten/given a hand-job.
( ) gotten/given a blow-job.
( ) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
( ) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 98%

( ) Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(x) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
( ) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
( ) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
(x) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
( ) Went streaking.
( ) Given or received a lap dance.
(x) Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94%

(x) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
( ) Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
( ) Kissed a stranger.
(x) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car.
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
( ) Hit by a car.
(x) Had a party.
( ) Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88%

( ) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
( ) Run away from home.
( ) Broken a bone.
(x) Eaten sushi.
( ) Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
( ) Made porn.
(x) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
( ) Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%

( ) Made Out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
( ) Laughed yourself to sleep.
( ) Stabbed yourself.
(x) Shot a gun
(x) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
( ) Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 79%

( ) Watched a person die.
( ) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person in the same room
( ) Pranked somebody.
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.
( ) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
( ) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
( ) Dressed punk.
( ) Dressed goth.
(x) Dressed preppy.
( ) Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%

(x) Avoided somebody.
(x) Been stalked.
(x) Stalked someone..
( ) Met a celebrity.
(x) Played an instrument.
(x) Ridden a horse.
(x) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
(x) Ding dong ditched somebody.
( ) Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%

( ) Got caught stealing something.
( ) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
(x) Gone out with your friend's crush.
( ) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
(x) Babysat.
( ) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
( ) Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69%

(x) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
(x) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
(x) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
( ) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
( ) Had a job.
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
(x) Been called a whore.
(x) Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 62%

(x) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
( ) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(x) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
(x) Danced in the rain.
(x) Been rejected.
( ) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
( ) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
( ) Been raped.

TOTAL: 57% virgin xD
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Well, I haven't been on DA in a very long time. Nothing much has changed. I have a 8' bookshelf full to the edges. I live in Arizona. I can kinda play the violin. I am currently addicted to The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins. Reading 1984 in Honors English. On another note: THE HUNGER GAMES MOVIE COMES OUT MARCH 23 2012 AND JOSH HUTCHERSON IS PLAYING PEETA! :D I'm excited. A note to the Happy Side: I will be in town on June 3rd. Anyway there's my update. :D Kinda.
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BLARRRGVH

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I'm now in school. No internet. School is great though. I love it. Got lost a alot though. umm.. rainy season Im learning spanish and I love my classes. There;s an anime club that is taking the whole club to the Pheonix ComiCon. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I reallyreallyreally miss The Happy Side. And the trees. B tI rly s love itere. Hasta lvego!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stolen from MidgeRoxas..

Tell Us About Yourself:

001. Name → Jayme
002. Nickname → J.. Axel... Marly.. Marluxia... Jayme.
003. Status → Single
004. Zodiac sign → Libra
005. Male or female → Female.

Tell Us More About Yourself:

010. Hair color → Blonde
011. Long or short → medium
012. Loud or Quiet → Depends
013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans
014. Phone or Camera → Phone
015. Health freak → no
016. Drink or Smoke → N/A
017. Do you have a crush on someone → Hai
018. Eat or Drink → Drink
019. Piercings → 5
020. Tattoos → not yet.

Firsts:

023. First piercing → 1st Right Lobe
024. First best friend → We aren't friends anymore... Kelsie Crenshaw
025. First award → Some reading award in 6th
026. First crush → umm... Brent Wolkersdolfer
027. First pet → A cat named Princess
028. First big vacation → Disneyland.. I think I was 8 or so..
030. First big birthday → 4th

What Are You Doing Right Now:

049. Eating → Nope
050. Drinking → Starbucks
052. I'm about to → start reading Evil GEnius.
053. Listening to → silence
054. Plans for today → go to sleep.

In The Future, Do You:

058. Want kids? →  yes
059. Want to get married? → yes
060. Careers in mind → Author. Child Pshycologist, teacher..

Which Do You Find More Attractive:

068. Lips or eyes → eyes
070. Shorter or taller? → taller
072. Romantic or spontaneous → both
073. Nice stomach or nice arms - stomach
074. Sensitive or loud → Sensitive is nice, loud is good
075. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship
077. Trouble maker or hesitant → both

Have You Ever:

080. Lost glasses/contacts → no
081. Ran away from home -> once
084. Broken someones heart →  prolly
085. Been arrested → nope
087. Cried when someone died → i cant remember

Do You Believe In:

089. Yourself → no
090. Miracles → no
091. Love at first sight → I believe in Lust ar first sight,
092. Heaven → yupp
093. Santa Claus → not anymore.
094. Sex on the first date → no..
095. Kiss on the first date → yeah
096. The end of the world (2012) → Ima have a going away party the day before it's supposed to happen

Honestly:

097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Berry
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → NO
099. Do you believe in God → Yes
100. Post as 100 truths and tag → :icondamn-waffles:

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